And the murderer is...
So here you all are at this year's much anticipated G.L.A.M (Gosh, Look At Me!) Awards, in the newly-refurbished Flop Hall just outside Bognor.
However, no more than 20 minutes after receiving 'Best Actor' Award for his portrayal of Cliff Hanger in this year's much-nominated film - 'Dilemma For Murder'; Lee Dingmann collapses dead on stage at the side of fellow cast and crew members as you all stand in mid- acceptance speech of 'Best Film' Award.
Could it have been a heart attack; could it have been, more likely, alcoholic poisining; or could it even have been ... plain and simple - MURDER?
Nominees (suspects) are:
Bob Onniself (Actor) Bess Screenplay (Screen Play Writer)
Mike Rophone (Ceremony host) Tony Award (Actor)
Oscar Winner (Actor) Dee Verr (Actress)
Cass Tingcouch (Actress) Holly Wood (Detective Inspector)
